Fantasy Football Today: Drafting The Best Fictional Fantasy Football Team Ever

Steamin’ Willie Beamen at QB? Kathy Ireland’s Lucy Draper at Kicker? Becky “Ice Box” O’Shea at LB? It’s time to collect the best fictional football teams of all time! It’s a Fantasy Football Today/Pick Six Podcast crossover and we have a four person project consisting of Will Brinson, Jamey Eisenberg, Sean Wagner-McGough and Adam Aizer. We recruit coaches, offensive players, defensive players and special teams.

LIST BUILDING

2 QB, 2 FLEX, 2 defensive players, 1 special team, 1 coach

TEAM BY TEAM RESULTS

Will Brisson, Choose six podcast hosts
QB: Willie Beamen (any Sunday)
QB: Johnny Utah (QB, Point Break)
FLEX: Rod Tidwell (Jerry Maguire)
FLEX: Charlie Tweeder (Varsity Blues)
Defense: Charles Jefferson (Fast Times at Ridgemont High)
Defense: Trumaine (Wildcats)
Special teams: Lucy Draper (roughness required)
Coach: Griffin Murphy (Madden)

Jamey Eisenberg, CBS Lead Fantasy Writer
QB: Shane Falco (Replacements)
QB: Jimmy Dix (The Last Boy Scout)
FLEX: Deacon Moss (Longest Yard)
FLEX: Julian Washington (any Sunday)
Defense: Alvin Mack (The Program)
Defense: Joey Battle (The Longest Yard)
Special Teams: Forrest Gump (Forrest Gump)
Coach: Tony D’Amato (any Sunday)

Sean Wagner-McGough, CBS NFL Writer
QB: Vince Howard (Friday Night Lights)
QB: JD McCoy (Friday Night Lights)
FLEX: Smash Williams (Friday Night Lights)
FLEX: Tim Riggins (Friday Night Lights)
Defense: Luther ‘Shark’ Lavay (any Sunday)
Defense: Zachary “Sack” Lodge (Wedding Crashers)
Special Teams: Nigel Gruff (The Replacements)
Coach: Eric Taylor (Friday Night Lights)

Adam Aiser, Host of Fantasy Football Today
QB: Paul Crewe (The longest yard)
QB: Joe Kane (the program)
FLEX: Spike Hammersmith (Little Giants)
FLEX: Earl Megget (The Longest Yard)
Defense: Bobby Boucher (The Waterboy)
Defense: Cooler (Small Giants)
Special teams: Barney Gorman (The Garbage Picking Field Goal Kicking Philadelphia Phenomenon)
Coach: Molly McGrath (Wildcats)

RESULTS ROUND BY ROUND
Round 1
Will Brinson – Willie Beamen (QB, any Sunday)
Jamey Eisenberg – Forrest Gump (Special Teams, Forrest Gump)
Sean Wagner-McGough – Vince Howard (QB, Friday Night Lights)
Adam Aizer – Bobby Boucher (Defense, The Waterboy)

2nd round
Adam Aizer – Earl Megget (FLEX, The Longest Yard)
Sean Wagner-McGough – Smash Williams (FLEX, Friday Night Lights)
Jamey Eisenberg – Deacon Moss (FLEX, The Longest Yard)
Will Brinson – Charlie Tweeder (FLEX, Varsity Blues)

Round 3
Will Brinson – Rod Tidwell (FLEX, Jerry Maguire)
Jamey Eisenberg – Shane Falco (QB, Substitutes)
Sean Wagner-McGough – Eric Taylor (Coach, Friday Night Lights)
Adam Aizer – Paul Crewe (QB, Longest Yard)

Round 4
Adam Aizer – Spike Hammersmith (FLEX, Little Giants)
Sean Wagner-McGough – JD McCoy (QB, Friday Night Lights)
Jamey Eisenberg – Julian Washington (FLEX, any Sunday)
Will Brinson – Charles Jefferson (Defense, Fast Times at Ridgemont High)

Round 5
Will Brinson – Lucy Draper (special teams, roughness needed)
Jamey Eisenberg – Jimmy Dix (QB, The Last Boy Scout)
Sean Wagner-McGough – Luther ‘Shark’ Lavay (Defense, any Sunday)
Adam Aizer – Cooler (Defense, Little Giants)

Round 6
Adam Aizer – Joe Kane (QB, The Program)
Sean Wagner-McGough – Zachary “Sack” Lodge (Defense, Wedding Crashers)
Jamey Eisenberg – Alvin Mack (Defence, The Program)
Will Brinson – Johnny Utah (QB, Point Break)

Round 7
Will Brinson – Chad Masters/Griffin Murphy (Coach, Madden)
Jamey Eisenberg – Joey Battle (Defense, The Longest Yard)
Sean Wagner-McGough – Nigel Gruff (Special Teams, Substitutes)
Adam Aizer – Barney Gorman (special teams, The Garbage Picking Field Goal Kicking Philadelphia Phenomenon)

Round 8
Adam Aizer – Molly McGrath (Coach, Wildcats)
Sean Wagner-McGough – Tim Riggins (FLEX, Friday Night Lights)
Jamey Eisenberg – Tony D’Amato (Coach, any Sunday)
Will Brinson – Trumaine (Defense, Wildcats)

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